That Old Crazy Devil
Keeps me on a level
He is my special friend
In his company I revel
My Old Crazy Devil
His quirks I will always defend
His methods make me happy
There’s security in his rules
Everything is logical
Those that mock us are the fools
He considers it heretical
To neglect the alphabetical
He knows the value of chronology
The significance of numerology
That Old Crazy Devil ooh
That Old Crazy Devil
My Old Crazy Devil doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I find him compelling
He’s obsessed with me
Order is just paramount
Systems obligatory
Beginning with the left feels good
Cleanliness is in my blood
Lists and formulae are the way
Consistency’s the key, okay
Wait until the song is over
It really is essential
Oh that Old Crazy Devil
Don’t forget your etiquette
Cos he is just so influential
My Old Crazy Devil ooh
My Old Crazy Devil
That Old Crazy Devil doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
He’s coming for you doo doo doo doo (x 2)
© 2008 Paul Curtis